ROBOT NINJA

ROBOT NINJA IS THE SHODDIEST, SLEAZIEST, GORIEST, AND MOST ENDEARING MOVIE EVER TO COME FROM AKRON

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J.R Bookwalter is the kind of creepy weirdo that could only come from a place such as Akron, Ohio. He was the young protege of “Evil Dead” director Sam Raimi and a king of direct-to-video exploitative 80s horror flicks that could be found on the shelves of your local mom and pop video store during the 80s and mid 90s. This film has the beautiful cult scream queen Linnea Quigley in it which of course is just an added bonus to the outrageously cheap and cartoony gore that you are bound to love. I doubt “Robot Ninja” ever made it to the ugly, sterile format known as DVD so somebody took it upon themselves to upload this gem to YouTube for the world to rediscover. I rented “Robot Ninja” as a curious adolescent and have never been the same since. Now it’s time to spread the joy that I once felt. Dim the lights and microwave your popcorn, this is some truly fucked up shit you are about to see.
-Matt G

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